I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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