her vagine was all disorganized.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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