Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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