Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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