You're completely useless in the revolution.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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