Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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