Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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