Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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