Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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