I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
