It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I could fuck to npr.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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