Umm I'm too high to move.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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