Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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