You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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