Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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