how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's not cheating when I paid for it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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