So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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