A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
