can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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