The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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