If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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