I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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