i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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