how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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