she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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