I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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