I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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