Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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