My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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