Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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