One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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