Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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