And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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