This is the prime rib incident all over again
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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