The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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