in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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