did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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