and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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