Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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