Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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