I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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