is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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