I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize