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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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