Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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