I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just high enough for therapy.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
