some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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