I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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