it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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