omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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