listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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