ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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