My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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