the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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