this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
