We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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